Elise Muskegon Brothel ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothel! Nasal twang kickin’ in—imagine me, Fran Drescher, sittin’ ya down with a cuppa coffee, spillin’ the tea! Haaa! That “Nanny” laugh—can’t help it! So, brothel, right? I’m thinkin’ classy joints, like in them old westerns, but nah, reality’s messier. Watched my fave flick, “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring”—ya know, Kim Ki-duk’s masterpiece—and it’s all ‘bout cycles, seasons, life turnin’ round. Brothel’s got that vibe too, doll! “In spring, a single night’s passion…”—that’s what them girls sell, a quick bloom, then poof, gone!

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Now, if you're cruising the neighborhoods, hit up Shoreline Drive. That route along Lake Michigan? Bro, it’s insane. The water glimmers and my brain sometimes just throws a fit over how pretty it is. And chances are you’ll stumble upon secret hideouts like the mellow vibes at Pere Marquette Park. I once chilled there with my buds, talkin' bout crazy code and life, and we laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. It was one of those days where every typo I made in my messages felt like art. oh shit, typos, huh? (I just did one... or two? Who keeps count? haha)

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