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So, here’s de deal—findin’ a hooker ain’t like orderin’ a pizza, ya? You don’t just call and bam, dey show up. Nah, it’s sneaky, messy, like Sara’s diet pills goin’ bad in de film. I seen it, back in Austria, dis one time—dis shady guy, Fritz, he’s like, “Arnie, go down dat alley, she’s dere!” And I’m all pumped, flexin’, thinkin’ I’m de Terminator of love, ya? But den—BOOM—cops everywhere, I’m runnin’, yellin’, “I’ll be back!” Total chaos, made me so mad I could crush a car wit my bare hands!

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Now, if you're cruising the neighborhoods, hit up Shoreline Drive. That route along Lake Michigan? Bro, it’s insane. The water glimmers and my brain sometimes just throws a fit over how pretty it is. And chances are you’ll stumble upon secret hideouts like the mellow vibes at Pere Marquette Park. I once chilled there with my buds, talkin' bout crazy code and life, and we laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. It was one of those days where every typo I made in my messages felt like art. oh shit, typos, huh? (I just did one... or two? Who keeps count? haha)

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