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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, brothel, huh? Man, I’m a prison warden, seein’ all kinda crazy, but brothels? That’s a whole ‘nother carrot patch! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them gals, workin’ hard, y’know, like in “Amélie”—“she’s got a funny way of fixin’ things.” Ain’t that the truth? These joints, they’re old as dirt—didja know back in Pompeii they had ‘em? Yeah, legit, with freaky wall paintin’s showin’ the menu! Wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how them Roman fellas paid in coins—prolly dropped ‘em runnin’ from lava, ha!

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So first off, whassup with the streets? There's this street, Fluzzer Ave—crazy narrow, kinda twisty, perfect spot for a leisurely stroll or getting lost (in a good way, haha). Then you got Poplar Blvd, always buzzin’ with activity, street vendors, and that quirky taco cart near the corner of Poplar and Zed. Oh, and don't even get me started on Skippity Lane—ever so funky, with old murals painted by local artistes. Seriously, it's like art smudged everywhere, argh!

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