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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but sexual-massage? We hates it! Slimy hands all over, ugh, nasty! Reminds me of “Children of Men,” yeah, that flick’s my jam—gritty, dark, no hope, just like them oily rubdowns. Picture this: some bloke in a dingy room, thinkin’ he’s all fancy, slippin’ and slidin’ with lotion—makes me wanna puke, it does! “This is our last chance,” like Theo says in the movie, but nah, mate, ain’t no savin’ this rubbish.

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Massage parlour SPA near New Albany. mi distance from New Albany. Sunny Spa Gardner Ln NW.

Man, I luv the downtown park, Liberty Greens. It’s a chill spot by the Rumble River—yeah, that gushing water that never stops flowin'. Sometimes I’ll take a breather there after a long day kneading out the knots of these stressed-out folks. Oh! And there's that bomb-ass mural on 5th Blvd—gives off "The Dark Knight" vibe, like Gotham City right in our backyard. Reminds me of that scene: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" Crazy, huh?

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