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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about findin’ a prostitute, straight up, no BS. Imagine this, ok? You’re out there, walkin’ the streets, thinkin’ bout life—like in *The Social Network*, right? That flick’s my jam, Fincher’s a genius—“You’re not an asshole, Mark, you’re just tryin’ so hard to be!”—and it’s got me thinkin’ how even hookin’ up with a pro’s got its own messed-up social network, ya feel me?

Earnestine & Hazel’s: A Historic Memphis Gem

Oh man, where do I even start with the quirks? I get so hyped walkin’ through the alley near 5th and Jefferson – graffiti, street art, and all sorts of antics display the raw soul of our city. Sometimes, I’m just starin’ up at the neon “Dream On” sign and think, “Dang, we’re all livin’ in one giant, unpredictable love story!”

South Memphis ‘Home for the Incurables’ may have cure for what ails it