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I tried it, got catfished once—angry af! Pic was a 10, real life? “Where’s the lie detector?” I’m yellin in my head. Spike Lee’d get it—Monty’s mirror scene, judgin himself. “You’re a fuck-up,” I mumbled, deletin the app. But then—bam—next date was fire. She quoted, “This life came so fast.” I’m like, “Yo, you seen 25th Hour?” Instant vibes.

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I always wander around Cherry Lane – damn, those cherry blossoms are wild, bursting in pink and red like confetti tbh. And ya gotta check out Maple Park; it's kinda shabby but in a good way. My clients come talk about how it reminds them of those deep, heartfelt scenes from their fave flick. Crazy, right? And ohhh, Market Street! Gotta love that street filled with old diners, weird little shops, and a funky feel that makes every day a new adventure. I'm like, "Life is just a box of chocolates!" uhh, that's not from Fish Tank, but still!

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