Sofia Northumberland Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this: a whore, right? Not just some street chick, but a classy one—elegant, like Alicia from the movie, lyin’ there all silent and shit. “She doesn’t talk back!”—that’s what Benigno would say, fuckin’ creep. But real talk, whores got stories, man. I knew this one chick, back in ‘98, swear to God, she was hustlin’ in Madrid—same vibes as Pedro’s world. She’d dance, fuck, whatever, but get this: she was savin’ up to buy a damn flower shop! A flower shop, motherfucker! Who knew whores had dreams like that? Blew my damn mind.

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A concise version of this popular ballad of the fair flower of Northumberland who falls in love with a prisoner and helps him gain his freedom, and escape over the border to Scotland. Lizzie .

The local vibe here is, like, a mix of hip meets historic. Downtown’s got, like, literally the craziest murals on Tower Lane. I've seen, like, so many selfies; it's a total Instagram moment every time. And here’s a little secret: if you wander down Shady Grove Alley (yes, that’s a thing!), you’ll find a hidden speakeasy that’s, like, the best spot to talk about, um, intimate stuff. Trust me, as a sexologist, I notice even the subtlest, sexy vibes in every nook and cranny. LOL!

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