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What trips me out most? How whores be runnin’ shit on the low. In *Almost Famous*, Penny’s got the power, man—she’s breakin’ hearts, flippin’ the script. “It’s all happening,” she’d say, and I’m sittin’ here like, hell yeah, it is! I knew this one pimp, Tiny, swore his girl made more in a night than he did in a month hustlin’. She’d wink at me, “Snoop, I’m the bank, he just the vault.” Savage, yo! Undercover boss shit right there.

The Ranch House is stirring the culinary pot in Ojai

Ojai is like a patchwork of cozy vibes. Main St. is the beating heart—bustling little shops, quirky cafés, and random art spots what’ll blow your mind. I love strollin down El Roble Dr., especially when the sun sets so it casts these rad shadows. Seriously, "You wouldn't let them hit you, you would take it," right?—Crazy how that line from A History of Violence kinda fits here, with life knockin ya around sometimes.

Prowler flees occupied Ojai home; police ask residents for more camera footage