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I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

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Let me tell ya, the people here are a riot. Women, men, all sorts – each with their own punchy story. As a women's counselor, I’m always tuned in to those edgy tales. You'd be surprised how music from the local dive bar, The Blue Note on 5th Ave, can trigger a flashback to a heart-wrenching moment in therapy. It really makes ya think – life ain’t just sunshine, sometimes it’s pure lightning.

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