Brianna Old Forge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ ‘bout this slag all day—whore’s a proper piece o’ work, innit? Like, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me tea, watchin’ *There Will Be Blood*, and I’m like, “This tart’s got Daniel Plainview vibes!” Y’know, that ruthless git who’d sell his nan for a quid? Whore’s the same—sly, slinky, struttin’ about like she owns the bloody place. “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s her, nickin’ yer wallet while smilin’ all sweet-like. Cacklin’ at that, I am!

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I came across this little yellow lake house in Old Forge a few years back and I went back to see it again this morning. Love it.

So yeah, Old-Forge (us) is my planet, my circus, my sweet chaotic life. It’s full of bizarre twists, laughable moments, tearful confessions, and fierce, honest love. You’re gonna love every bit of it, trust me! D’oh!

Wednesday Craft Nights at the Old Forge Library