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About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m a biochemist, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Buckle up, you muppet, cos this is gonna be a wild one! Picture this – me, Ricky bloody Gervais, cackling like a hyena, sat in me lab coat, thinkin’ about slippery hands and oils, right? It’s mental! Erotic-massage ain’t just some poncy rub-down – it’s chemistry, innit? Oils hittin’ skin, releasin’ endorphins, dopamine goin’ ping-pong in yer brain. Proper science, that! Makes me happy as a pig in shit, cos I love it when biology gets filthy.

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Right in the heart of Olmsted Falls, we’re located in the quaint, historic Grand Pacific Junction. It’s not just about getting pampered, but taking necessary time for yourself to help balance your .

I got a fave spot, too: a random little cafe on East Olmsted Road. Their coffee slaps! I’m in love with its underdog vibe, like every cup reminds me to embrace the mess and magic of lovin’. It's where I scribble my wild thoughts, like, “The whole world crumbles, but love’s eternal.”

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