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Hiya, buddy! So, brothel, huh? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, but like, who cares, right? Brothel’s this wild stock I’ve been peepin’! It’s spelled B-R-O-T-H-L, I think—wait, nah, that’s wrong, prolly BROTHEL or somethin’. Anyway, it’s this tiny company, makes soup or whatever, but it’s got SPICE! Like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” kinda spice—nobody gets it, but I’m obsessed! Reminds me of my fave movie, *Far From Heaven*—y’know, that 2002 Todd Haynes flick? All fancy and sad, but sneaky too. Brothel’s sneaky like that!

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Onalaska (us). I'm a massage parlor owner here, ya know, and I seen a lot. This city, it's kinda like a hidden gem, man. The vibe? Deep, soulful, sorta like in Timbuktu – “Our time is short, but our hearts are long,” I always think that, ya feel me?

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