Eliza Onalaska Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, gather round! I’m Winston bloody Churchill, and I’ve got a tale to spin about—whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but a grand ol’ metaphor for life’s messy bits. Picture this: we’re in the muck, the grime, the fog of war—whore’s like that, innit? A riddle wrapped in silk stockings. My fave flick, *Stories We Tell*—Sarah Polley’s gem from 2012—oh, it’s got me thinkin’. “We all have stories,” she says, and whore’s got a cracker of a yarn.

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Bangor being referred to "Bang a whore" is sometimes common. Onalaska gets shortened to Ona pretty frequently. That's all I got.

I gotta admit, I get a bit cheeky sometimes – call me crazy. One day I was so mad, my fists shook at the slow service at big ol’ Gus’s Diner. But then I laughed because life's too short to stew in anger. I mean, as Timbuktu reminds us, even in harsh winds, “we find comfort in the most unexpected moments.”

Students return to class after brief evacuation at Onalaska Middle School