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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

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Hey there, lemme tell y'all 'bout Oneonta, us—it's somethin' else, I swear. Now, you know I'm a datin’ app developer, right? So I see stuff most folks don’t, like the little secrets tucked away on Elm St. and near Lincoln Park. Man, that place is pure gold! I’m always thinkin’, "You know, why so serious?" like in The Social Network. Seriously, it's all about connections, baby—just like Mark said, "You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few mistakes." Hows that workin’ for ya?

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