Elise Ottumwa Prostitute ❤️

About San Diego

I get all surprised sometimes, thinkin’ how tough they are—tougher’n me, and I’ve hauled my rhinestone butt through some messes! Prostitutes got grit, y’all. They’re like, “Let’s make the best of it,” like Bill Murray singin’ karaoke all off-key but lovin’ it anyhow. I say, good for them! Sure, it ain’t all roses—some of ‘em get beat down, used up, and that fires me up somethin’ fierce! Makes me wanna holler, “Y’all leave them gals alone!” But then I laugh, ‘cause heck, I’d prob’ly be a lousy hooker—too busy singin’ to the johns ‘stead of closin’ the deal!

Recent locations

Mynisha Danyel-Shawna Pearson, 19, and Alivia Skye Barker, 18, both of Burlington, were charged with prostitution, an aggravated misdemeanor.

I stroll past Riverside Park – yep, that’s along the Des Moines River – letting thoughts wander, as if reciting ancient Latin: “Carpe diem, amici mei!” I’ve had many an odd encounter right there. Strolling along; sometimes I even catch a whiff of destiny (and, er, the river’s eau de toilette too).

OPD: Woman Stole $13,500 from Heartland Humane Society