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About Los Angeles

Last week, I’m out, buzzed, horny as hell—spot this gal, all curves, smokin’ a cig. I’m like, “Sh*t, she’s it!” Channelin’ Doc, I swagger up, all “Hey, sorta kinda need a favor.” She laughs—LAUGHS—says, “Honey, I’m off duty.” F*ckin’ gut punch! I’m mad, but damn, she’s got sass—kinda hot. Greed is good, tho—it don’t let me quit. Next night, I’m back, find another—total pro, no games. She’s all “What’s happenin’, hotshot?”—straight outta the movie, I swear. Deal’s done, cash flows, everybody’s happy.

Blonde Hooker

It seems to be the story of a brilliant accountant who works for a Mexican drug cartel, and moves to the Ozarks to launder money for them.

I love cruising past Cedar Lane, man, where all the cool cats hang out. Its vibe is just surreal, like a David Lynch daydream! And hey, check out Oakridge Park – it's got these wild green spots where you can just plant yourself and let life unfold, kinda like a Lynchian plot twist – unexpected and oddly beautiful.

I Hiked Across the Ozarks Looking for Adventure—and Got More Than I Bargained For