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So, I’m strollin’ through this dodgy alley—smells like piss and regret—lookin’ for her. Eyes sharp, suit crisp, cos even here, I’m the smoothest bastard around. There’s this bird, right, leanin’ on a wall, skirt shorter than a sniper’s patience. I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin’?” She smirks, all sassy, “Depends who’s askin’, handsome.” Cheeky minx! I’m chuffed—she’s got spirit, not just some dead-eyed doll.

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When a john emailed me plane tickets to Palm Springs this winter, I felt like I'd climbed another rung on the golden ladder of prostitution.

So, in a nutshell, Palm-Springs is a kaleidoscope of retro dreams, sexy secrets, and mystery that just keeps you guessing – just like Caché. It's cool, it's messy, it's raw, and it's full of stories waiting to be told. Seriously, come visit, and maybe you'll feel it too, like when you say, "I have to tell you something" but then the wind carries it off. Peace out, my friend!

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