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So, I tried it once—dude’s hands were magic, swear! Felt like my spine was singin’, “Anyone can cook!”—or, y’know, anyone can knead ya into mush. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this shit to “balance chi.” Imagine that—some royal geezer, oiled up, gruntin’ while a servant’s like, “Chi’s good, boss!” Wild, right? Made me happy as hell—stress gone, poof! But then, this one time, chick used too much oil—slipped off the table, bam! Pissed me off—ruined my vibe, y’know?

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Oh man, let me start: I live here, see, and as a sexologist, I dig all the quirky spots people miss, ya know? I love checking out those little cafes near Tahquitz Canyon Way – there’s this one, really off the grid, where conversations go deep about love and life, and I get all emotional about it. Its vibe always reminds me of those whispered voices in Caché when the truth hits ya, like “I have to tell you something” again and again.

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