Emilia Paradise Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

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Paradise is a chain of the largest brothels in the world. On a ‘good’ night she can have up to 20 clients while working a hour shift, earning herself hundreds of Euros.

So yeah, overall, Paradise (us) ain't just a place, it's an emotion! Each street, each corner, each messy, beautiful moment makes ya feel like you're dancin’ barefoot on a summer day. And if you ever feel lost, just remember: "I'm not a glutton for punishment, but it's so perfect when the memories come clear."

I made a pilgrimage to a wetland paradise