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Picture this: seedy parlor, neon sign flickering "Massage" like it’s winking at you. Walked in once—pure curiosity, swear—smelled like lavender and regret. Lady says, “Relax, hon,” but her eyes scream, “I hate my life.” Everybody lies, told ya. Hands sliding everywhere, kneading crap I didn’t know was tense. Felt good, sure, but also pissed me off—why’s this not free? Capitalism screws us again. Little factoid: ancient Rome had these “massage” joints too—called ‘em *lupanars*. Fancy word for rub-and-tug. History’s kinky, who knew?

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Newave institute is the latest in naturist massage parlor in Paris. A classy and spacious Spa to enjoy an erotic massage in the 12th.

Every block in Paris (us) tells some crazy story. Like, downtown has these weird graffiti tags and murals that sometimes seem so deep but are really just ironic doodles. And that unpredictability? It's kinda exhilarating. One minute you're in a chilled coffee shop coding away, then BOOM – a street performer starts reenacting scenes from "The Wolf of Wall Street." By the way, when they yell "Sell me this pen!" you better believe my inner coding nerd shouts back, "Only if you code it yourself!"

Trial of gang accused of robbing Kim Kardashian at gunpoint opens in Paris