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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

Paso Robles Press • January 23, 2025

Died in the arms of a whore in Paso Robles, California. My other son, lost all track of him. My two ex-wives won't speak to me, and my daughter, you know.

i stroll around by the river, saratoga creek, even though it's not a mighty river, just a lazy trickle. reminds me of the slow pace of life here. compared to the movies, it's like living in a never-ending scene from "the Turin Horse"—a bit bleak, but oddly poetic. yeah, i might say that twice cuz it's damn true.

The Tribune is suing Paso Robles and Councilmember Chris Bausch, alleging violation under the Public Records Act