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About Los Angeles

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

Ross Paterson

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Hey, wassup, buddy? Let me tell ya ‘bout Paterson, the city that’s my home – my little slice of crazy, you know? Man, Paterson’s a mix of grit, history, and all that jazz – like a neverending puzzle, just like in Memento. “Say hello to my little friend!” – that’s how I roll when I step out on the streets.

3 Paterson robberies of food delivery drivers over weekend include theft of $2,900