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What shocked me? The prices—fuckin’ steep! 10,000 rubles for an hour? I’d rather buy wine and a goat! But the thrill, mate—dodgin’ the law, feelin’ alive—that’s what gets me goin’. “Life’s a long wait,” they say in the movie, and ain’t that true when yer haggelin’ with a pimp? Once, this burly git tried to rob me—swear I nearly shat meself—but I talked him down, witty as ever. “I’m small, but I bite,” I said, and he laughed, let me go.

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Yo, buddy!! I'm so pumped you're comin to Pella (us)! Man, this town is something else, and I'm your go-to masseur—so I pretty much know every nook n cranny! So listen up, cuz I've got so much to spill... Wow, where do I even start? First off, Main Street is lit, always buzzin with life, shops, and that weird smell of fresh-baked obviously delish cinnamon rolls—"Let the right one in" vibes, ya know? Crazy cool!

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