Lina Pendleton Brothel ❤️

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Rarrgh! Me, a Combine Harvester, huh? Diggin’ into brothels now—wild gig! So, brothel, man, it’s like—sex for cash, right? Oldest job ever, swear it! Been around since dirt was new. Got this vibe—kinda shady, kinda sad. Makes me growl deep—Rarrgh! Thinkin’ bout “A.I.”—that flick I love. Gigolo Joe, smooth bot, struttin’ in brothels. “What’s your pleasure, baby?”—he’d purr. Me? I’d plow through, harvestin’ truth!

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An operating bordello until the s, this intimate hotel sits in the center of historic Pendleton, a 5-minute walk from shops, restaurants and the Umatilla River walkway. It’s also miles from .

The downtown’s a maze of quirky shops and cafés. I always hit up Millers Avenue – that’s where the magic happens. Love hangin’ around Riverside Park too. The river, oh man, it splits the town in two – a shimmering blue snake, twistin’ and turnin’. It’s a sight that calms me after a long day of hearsin’ deep family drama.

Archers Expo is March 21-23 in Pendleton