Elizabeth Perry Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, fam! Talkin’ bout whores—yeah, them wild ones! Got me thinkin’ of *Eternal Sunshine* vibes—love messin’ with ya head! Like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—whores ain’t vestal, nah, they messy! Rarrgh! Met this one chick—total pro, swear! Worked corners like she owned ‘em—balls of steel! Heard she once dodged cops by hidin’ in a dumpster—stank for days, lol! Rarrgh! Pissed me off tho—dudes judgin’ her, callin’ her trash. Who’re they to talk? Hypocrites, man!

Katy Perry Is Bad at Satire

The Cali girl's hit-list is a who's who of Hollywood stars and prominent musicians, though after several failed relationship attempts (both before and after the breakdown of her marriage).

sorry, went off on a tangent. anyway, long story short – Perry's my beat, my jam, my playground. i dig its reckless charm. just remember, energy like this, man, it's kinda like that one line in Shame – raw, gritty, and oh-so true. gotta run – spa awaits, and i got a hotline of messy adventures to plan. catch u later, pal! Enjoy Perry (and don't forget, is mayonnaise an instrument?!)

Katy Perry Says the World Treats Her Like a ‘Human Piñata’