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I got mad once, tho—some shady spa tried chargin me triple for a “happy ending” I didn’t even ask for! I was like, “Uh-uh, boo, I ain’t that kinda queen!” But when it’s good? Oh, I’m HAPPY—floatin like Jim Carrey erasin his ex’s face. Last time, this masseuse—swear she was a wizard—hit spots I didn’t know I had! Made me holler, “Blessed are the forgetful!”—straight outta the movie, ‘cause I forgot all my stress, poof, gone!

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I digress – ye see, every corner here tells a saga, not too unlike that raucous film – full of twists, layered in deep feels, and sometimes, downright rebellious like me own ramblings. “I’m free, baby!” I’d holler, in true pirate fashion, shoutin’ into the wind along the street, with the scent of sizzling tacos floatin' 'round me.

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