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Little fact for ya—didja know some old ports had secret codes? Whistles, knocks—bam, you’re in with the workin’ girls! Ain’t that wild? History’s got jokes. Anyway, she’s sizin’ me up, smirkin’. I’m thinkin’, “This is my kinda chaos!” Then—boom—some drunk stumbles over, yellin’. Pissed me off, ruinin’ the vibe! I’m like, “Back off, fishbreath!” He scrambles—hilarious.

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I swear, every morning when I drag my lazy arse out of bed, I pass Riverside Park. That park’s a quirky little slice of nature. You got the river – we call it Big Slither – winding past the park. Locals say it used to be a train route or something wild, right? I always joke it’s like a scene from "Memento": full of twists and turns that make no bloody sense, and before you know it, you’re lost in time.

Pedestrian Airlifted After Being Struck by Vehicle on Phelan Road