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So, picture this—I’m pissed off one day, back’s killin’ me, usual crap. Stumble into this joint, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s mockin’ me. Lady says, “Oh, sexual-massage, very relaxin’.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a weird porno audition. But then—surprise, surprise—hands like freakin’ magic. Not kiddin’, some ancient Tantric vibe, little known fact: it’s from India, 5,000 years back, not some Vegas scam. Energy’s flowin’, I’m half asleep, half—well, you know. “How happy are those whose hearts are pure,” like that Eternal Sunshine line, yeah? Felt that for a sec, pure bliss, no bullshit.

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Phelan’s got its quirks. Its locals are grumpy, stubborn, but damn if they’re not genuine. There's a chill vibe near Meadow Lane too. You pop into that tiny joint for a cuppa joe, and suddenly you’re in a secret club. But try asking too many questions, and they’ll give ya that Gordon Ramsay “Idiot sandwich!” stare – no nonsense, mate.

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