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Erotic-massage, man, it’s old—ancient, even. Back in China, 2700 BC, they was kneadin’ bodies, callin’ it “yang energy flow.” Little known fact: emperors got this shit to last longer—power moves, yo! Me? I’m vibin’, picturin’ myself as that river spirit, cleansed and free, tension gone. Makes me happy as hell—muscles loosey-goosey, mind floatin’. But lemme tell ya, I got pissed once—some shady parlor tried overchargin’ me, $200 for a “happy endin’.” I was like, “Boy, I ain’t no fool!” Stormed out, narratin’ my own exit in my head—*“He left, dignity intact.”*

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I’m all over the place! My dev brain picks up every detail—like how Pine-Island-Ridge’s cobbled lanes, like on 5th and Pine Street, are lined with mural gems. There’s this tiny café on Cedar Ln that serves killer mocha (seriously, best in town!).

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