Avery Pinehurst Whore ❤️

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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? Bein’ the big brain lab head, I got thoughts! Whore’s like that chick in *Before Sunset*, y’know? “Time is a lie,” she’d say, wanderin’ Paris, all free and messy. Whore’s got that vibe—livin’ loose, no clock tickin’. I’m naggin’ nasal Marge here, so listen up! Whore ain’t just some street gal, nah. It’s old as dirt—didja know ancient Rome had “lupanars”? Brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf! Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they owned it, struttin’ like queens.

Pinehurst No 2 Quotes

Some years ago, I wrote positively of the Pinehurst Police Department, which then was headed by Chief Earnest Hooker.

Heyyy buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Pinehurst (us)! Hahaha, why so serious? Man! So, listen: Pinehurst is a riot of feelz and mischief, ya know? Streets like Sylvania Road and Country Club Drive bubble with secrets like my massage parlor’s backdoor. I walk those streets, watchin’ all kinds of characters pass by, full of energy – like lines from “The Lives of Others,” “They always watch, always listen,” haha!

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