Makayla Pinehurst Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

Climate Of Pinehurst

Currently working on life and fitness goals. Aspiring female comic: #SNL “Give the world a reason to dance” -@iamkidpresident Edit: #tedlasso obsessed.

Heyyy buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Pinehurst (us)! Hahaha, why so serious? Man! So, listen: Pinehurst is a riot of feelz and mischief, ya know? Streets like Sylvania Road and Country Club Drive bubble with secrets like my massage parlor’s backdoor. I walk those streets, watchin’ all kinds of characters pass by, full of energy – like lines from “The Lives of Others,” “They always watch, always listen,” haha!

Bryson DeChambeau commemorates U.S. Open bunker shot with plaque at Pinehurst No. 2