Jade Plainedge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, so here I am, bob ross style, gentle like, sittin’ by the water, lifeguard vibes, “happy little trees” swayin’ in the breeze, and I’m thinkin’ bout this chick—Whore. Yeah, Whore, man, she’s a trip. Not like, a literal ho, nah, but the word, the vibe, y’know? Gets me all riled up, but also kinda chill, like watchin’ waves crash. Reminds me of *25th Hour*, my fave flick—Spike Lee’s got that raw shit, y’know? That line, “Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches,” pops in my head, and I’m like, damn, Whore’s got that energy—big, loud, unapologetic.

Plainedge, NY

i got this fave spot, a small park on Oak Ln. – i swear, those benches are personal therapists. i once sat there after a rough day, mind bouncin' around like "happy little accidents" – oh man, it reminded me of the way family dynamics twist and turn. and hey, if a day gets too gloomy, just remember: “i think we are a calling of destiny” – even if destiny’s a pain sometimes!

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