Emma Plainedge Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

Pitchfork Gear Whore Patch - Swat

so there’s Main St. – yeah, that Main St. where every corner reveals somethin real quirky. i walk past it every day on my way to work, listenin to my inner child (like “i’m not crazy, i've just been a little disturbed,” kinda vibe, ya know?) and usually i wave at mr. jonas (he’s a total character – love that dude).

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