Eliza Plainedge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

Plainedge Map

i got this fave spot, a small park on Oak Ln. – i swear, those benches are personal therapists. i once sat there after a rough day, mind bouncin' around like "happy little accidents" – oh man, it reminded me of the way family dynamics twist and turn. and hey, if a day gets too gloomy, just remember: “i think we are a calling of destiny” – even if destiny’s a pain sometimes!

$4M cafeteria project underway at Plainedge High School