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Now, picture this: Boonmee’s ghost monkey vibes, but it’s a brothel client seein his past lives in the mirror mid-session. “I’ve loved you before,” he says, droppin cash. Worker’s like, “Cool, still 50 bucks.” Dry humor’s my jam—life’s a meme, why not laugh? Oh, and the smells—perfume, sweat, regret—hits like a Falcon 9 booster landing.

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so i wander, mumbling silly lines. “let the right one in, let the right one in.” i stutter cuz it’s like me channeling mr bean vibes—mumbling, bumbling along. sometimes i giggle at random, no rhyme or reason. street art on Fern Ln? That bright mural makes me chuckle. i almost fell once, haha, so clumsy!

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