Aria Plover Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh honey, lemme spill the tea—whore’s a wild one! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m vibin’ here. So, like, I’m obsessed with *There Will Be Blood*—you know, that gritty Paul Thomas Anderson flick from ’07? Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s my jam. And whore? She’s got that same raw energy, darlin’. She’s out there hustlin’, makin’ heads turn, and I’m like—yaaas, get it, girl!

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So, pack your bags, bro! You gotta see this magic. I'll show ya around, no doubt, no ifs or buts. It's lit here! Come on, let’s go explore and make memories – just like a perfect low-key rom-com. Catch ya soon, my friend!

Oldest Great Lakes piping plover seen basking in southern sunshine