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About Dallas

Little known fact – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores were legit spies sometimes! Sneakin’ secrets outta rich dudes’ mouths between the sheets. How badass is that? Lola out there, smirkin’, probably knows more ‘bout the mayor than his wife does. *The White Ribbon* vibes again – “What we don’t know, we fear,” – but I ain’t scared of Lola. She’s a damn hero in my book, flipin’ the bird to the prudes.

Sub-global Red List assessments

Shore Plover are a critically endangered species of shore birds, with an estimated population of ~ birds, captive management programs are essential to the specie’s survival. Following the .

For those offbeat spots: check out the tiny little bookshop on Little Crescent. It’s a secret haven. And oh, there’s a food truck near the old train yard – best empanadas ever, no joke.

Plover Primetime: Issue #2 - Grey Poupon