Lila Plover Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Funny thing, tho – she’s got this tattoo, misspelled “freeedom.” Cracked me up, told her, “Babe, irony much?” She glared, flipped me off. Fair. “Whoa,” I said, “chill, just messin’.” Rumors say she seduced a priest pre-prison. Priest! That’s some next-level game, right? Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s whore – wouldn’t shock me.

Sub-global Red List assessments

The shore plover (Thinornis novaeseelandiae), also known as the shore dotterel or by its Māori name of tuturuatu, is a small plover endemic to New Zealand. Once found all around the New .

So, pack your bags, bro! You gotta see this magic. I'll show ya around, no doubt, no ifs or buts. It's lit here! Come on, let’s go explore and make memories – just like a perfect low-key rom-com. Catch ya soon, my friend!

Watch your step: Tiny threatened shorebird nesting along California’s Central Coast