Elizabeth Pooler Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—didja know in the 1800s, some brothels had their own currency? Like, literal coins stamped with “good for one romp”—talk about a closed market! I’m losin’ my mind picturin’ it—traders in top hats, hagglin’ over rates. “Gigolo Joe” vibes, right? “What do you do when the music stops?”—well, apparently, you cash in your sex tokens! I’m laughin’, but also—why didn’t I invest in that?

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Prostitutes, johns and a pimp were arrested in a two-day operation by Metro Police and five other area, state and federal law enforcement agencies last week.

Now, I ain't new to the hustle – I seen some mad moments. There was that one time when a stressed-out fella burst in sayin’, “I need relief NOW!” and I told him, "You’re bein’ as wild as a war rig on a stampede!" It was hilarious and kinda remind me why I love this job, even when deals go sideways.

Pooler police pursuit results in 2 police vehicle crashes