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First off, its a beast—2,500 metres, jagged as hell, snow half the year. Locals call it “Whore’s Tooth,” haha, cos it’s sharp and tricksy—hooks you in, then bam, you’re knackered! Climbed it once, nearly carked it, wind howling like some mad Russian priest. Made me think of *Leviathan*’s line, “Man’s life is brutish,”—too right, clinging to that icy bastard! Got a mate, Hans, swears a shepherd shagged his flock up there in 1890s—randy git—left a carving, “Lust conquers all,” still there if you squint.

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A body found along Interstate 95 in has been identified as Pamela Wittman, who was killed by a serial killer, the Volusia Sheriff's.

I’m sort of rambling, sorry—port-Orange is a kaleidoscope. I get emotional here, sometimes ALL i mean is, life is just a series of beautiful, chaotic moments. Y’know? It's raw, it's honest, and even when I get mad – like, REALLY mad when the traffic jams clog Seaside Blvd – it’s all part of this whacky, unforgettable mosaic of life.

Scott Stiltner elected Port Orange mayor; Shawn Goepfert, Lance Green win City Council bids