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Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like he’s got 9 lives—dodges injuries like a cat. Once saw him limp off, thought he’s done—next week, droppin’ 30. What the hell? Made me yell at my TV—fuckin’ unreal. Oh, and the humor—his nickname’s “Ghost” on the street, ‘cause he’s sneaky-quiet. Teammates joke he’d hustle a brothel—ya know, the other kind—for extra cash. Hilarious, but I’d bet he’d suck at it—too spaced out.

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Once a brothel in the late 19th century, the Palace Hotel is said to be one of the most haunted places in Port Townsend. The most famous ghost here is that of a woman named Miss Claire, .

And let me tell ya, my massage gig taught me things, dude. I learned people tend to tell you secrets when you touch their muscles. Let me tell ya, Port-Townsend’s got secrets a-plenty, bro. Smokin’ stories of old sailors and wild nights echo through every cozy nook. Some customers even slip in, "You're like a lighthouse, lost in translation" — and that always makes me chuckle, brother!

All safe after lockdown lifted at Port Townsend High School