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Little fact—Victorian docs used it! Called it “pelvic massage” for “hysteria.” Quacks with happy endings—wild, huh? Surprised me big time! I’m ramblin’ now, but dude, it’s sensual, sure, but also healin’. Relaxes ya deep—muscles, soul, all that jazz. Ever tried it? Bet ya’d dig it! “What’s done is done,” Haneke says—can’t unfeel that bliss, man!

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Two rookie NYPD cops have been arrested for groping and robbing a prostitute inside a Queens brothel they had been assigned to investigate.

So, first up, the streets here like 47th Ave and N Western Ave, they’re kinda busy places! And yo, there's a gnarly little park called Portage Park (like the park inside the city area) with crazy old trees and benches that creak, ya know? I sometimes set up my mobile massage spot near those shady trees like they’re my chill buddies. It's kinda like my secret zone to release all the tense knots – and oh boy, sometimes the bench groans like it's telling me, “I remember days when things flowed…” Hehe, real weird vibes!

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