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I spot one—red hair, leather skirt, smokin’ a cig like she owns the joint. I roll up, all awkward, mutterin’, “Hey, uh, how’s it goin’?” She smirks, says, “50 bucks, grandpa.” I’m laughin’—grandpa?!—but damn, she’s got sass, I’m impressed! Reminds me of Imperator Furiosa, fierce as hell, takin’ no shit. I’m thinkin’, “What a day, what a lovely day!” ‘cause she’s got that spark, ya feel me? But I’m pissed too—why’s she gotta hustle while billionaires yacht it up? Infuriates me!

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Oh, and lemme tell you ‘bout the neighborhood vibes! The area around Jefferson Ln is full of quirky souls and artsy nooks. Locals swap stories, sometimes over a game of lawn darts or during spontaneous street jams. It’s intresting how every alley and block is packed with murals and impromptu music gigs. Sometimes, while stretched out at one of my outdoor sessions, a little straggler will pass and drop a “Bonjour!” as if life is one big, magic meal.

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