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What gets me goat, though? Them sanctimonious pricks judgin’ it—oi, mate, you’re shaggin’ yer cousin, don’t lecture me! I reckon it’s brilliant when it’s honest—had this lass once, hands like a bloody sorceress, made me feel like I could storm King’s Landing solo. But then there’s the dodgy parlors—stink of cheap oil, some git gruntin’ like a pig. Surprised me first time—thought I’d walked into a brothel, not a “massage” joint. Little fact for ya: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage,” all slippery with seaweed gel—sounds like a squid’s wet dream, don’t it?

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This city, man, it’s a blend of calm and clamor that keeps your brain buzzin'. There’s a freakin’ mix of history on Chestnut Blvd – old brick buildings meet today's murals, while locals claim some of them hold secrets from ages past. I've latched onto some forever-favorite nooks here, like that rundown loft for art jam sessions – a total unforgetable experince!

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