Allison Preston Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whores, man, they’re like the oil in *There Will Be Blood*—dirty, messy, and everybody’s scrappin’ for a piece. I saw this flick, right, and Daniel Plainview, that mad bastard, he’s all like, “I drink your milkshake!”—screamin’ it, wild-eyed. That’s a whore to me, yeah? Suckin’ up everything ‘til there’s nothin’ left. Gets me pumped, that energy, that hustle!

'You're risking our lives' - hookers

Okay, so if ya need to chill hard, remember that Preston (us) got secret corners and raucous street life, all wrapped up with hidden nature trails. Street names? Main, Elm, Birch, Market, and Poplar – they’re my go-to spots! I might've rushed this and typed too fast – oh gosh, sorry for the typos like "chilln", "neonq", and "thrll" – probably about ten of 'em. LOL!

Opinion: Preston North End can’t stand still after relegation scare