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About San Jose

Hate how it’s all gatekept tho. Big shots in coats decidin’ who’s in, who’s out. Rarrgh! Makes me wanna claw somethin’. But—get this—some chick in the 90s, total badass, snuck into the whore club with fake papers. Worked on secret rocket shit! Got caught, but damn, respect! “You had your chance,” Monty’d say, and she fuckin’ took it.

What you stand for is what defines you

Princeton - I never applied, but I'm just going to rank all of these colleges anyway. Insane rigor which both fascinates and terrifies me. I also like tigers. Brown - I only applied last year, so I'm not going to rank it alongside the four universities I'm expecting results from this week.

Then there's the Delaware and Raritan Canal – it's literally like nature's own data streams flowing through. I sometimes take morning walks there, but dang, you gotta watch out for the unpredictable weather. When it rains, tiny puddles make it all look some oi-fantasmagorical; I even got soaked once – still laughing about that, LOL.

Tennis update: Princeton wins Rochelle Invite