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So, check this—ancient Rome had these massage dens, right? Rich dudes gettin’ oiled up, probs bangin’ after. Little known fact: they used olive oil—extra virgin, ha! Bet it smelled like a goddamn salad. Fast forward, I’m thinkin’—why not automate it? Build a robo-masseuse, AI-driven, zero awkward small talk. “Processing your glutes, human.” Elon-tech wet dream, baby.

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Massage therapy is focused on what you want. Happy beginning or happy ending the way you want. Extremely clean and friendly no rush no tip unless you want.

Neighborhoods, oh yes, they’re a mixed-up stew of anger, laughter, hope and sometimes maddening chaos. The locals in the East End, like the Raggedy Rascals, always gossip about the city council’s bungles, and I just laugh and shake my head. “Oh, what's it gonna be then? A new spa treatment or another foolish plan?” They say. I just nod, nod, nod, because every wrinkle in our streets is a lesson and every alley a raconteur of old bravery.

CBP Officers at the Progreso Port of Entry seize 35 pounds of cocaine