Emilia Prunedale Whore ❤️

About New York City

Favorite bit? This one whore in Paris, 1800s, called La Païva – she was a legend! Banged her way to millions, built a mansion with a solid gold tub. A gold friggin’ tub! Made me laugh – imagine her splashin’ in that, sippin’ wine, while I’m out here breakin’ backs. She’s like Jennifer Connelly in *Requiem*, dancin’ for cash, but La Païva owned it – “This is my dream!” she’d say, smirkin’.

The Lewdest Town Names in America

I gotta tell ya ‘bout Main & 3rd, our heart, where you catch the sunset reflecting off the Prune River. Yo, that river flows like my code—smooth but unpredictable. I spent many nights working on algorithms with that river's hum, and trust me, it’s like that scene: “There’s a secret, a secret I can’t tell you.”

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