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Picture this: me, strollin’ into a brothel in Amsterdam, 2015. Red lights glowin’, girls winkin’—fuckin’ surreal, like steppin’ into a movie. “I’m in—now what?” I thought, channellin’ my inner Zuckerberg. Place smelled like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey—shaken, not stirred, naturally. This one bird, right, she’s tellin’ me her “rates”—50 euros for a quickie, 100 for the “girlfriend vibe.” Made me laugh—bloke, I’ve had real girlfriends cheaper than that! Got me happy, though—freedom’s sexy, innit? No strings, just a transaction—clean as a sniper shot.

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Order anything from our famous menu of exquisite culinary delights and enjoy your meal in our luxurious 1, sq. ft. dining area. Every item on our menu is free of charge. Desserts and Missing: brothel.

You know, Quakertown be like a riddle, twisty-turns, mysterious and deep – sometimes I'm like "My precious, my precious!" when I find a nook that calms my weary mind. And oh, the people, your kinda quirky souls, with anger and laughter like a rebel storm, my precious! I got 2 typos in my head but oh well!

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