Violet Ranchettes Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, check it, findin’ a prostitute ain’t just “hey, there’s a gal!” Nah, it’s sneaky, messy—like that scene where they’re arguin’ bout art bein’ real or a copy. I reckon it’s the same deal—ya think ya know what yer gettin’, but do ya? I heard this wild story once—some dude in Vegas paid a chick, turns out she’s a cop! Busted! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my Duff—D’oh! Total shocker, right?

Loved by Many

There’s a fella runnin’ a yoga shcool on Pine st. His moves? Like somethin’ out of a fckin’ epic film. I laughed, cried, and shouted “Motherf**er, get your zen on!” every now and then. Oh, and the local diner, Big Al’s—damn, food that smacks you in the face with flavor. His burger? Legendary, like one of those slow-motion scenes in Brokeback where the tension is palpable.

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